for CRETACEOUS STUDIES
THE WORLD LEADER IN LIVE
And All The Crap Associated With Them
|WELL, THIS PRETTY MUCH CONFIRMS OUR THEORY
|Anyone With Half A Brain Wouldn't Work Here
PROUD MEMBER OF THE MID-AMERICA PALEONTOLOGY SOCIETY
even though they asked us to go away
THE CENTER FOR CRETACEOUS STUDIES
you kidding? how'd THAT happen?!?
Look For CEO, Founder, DR. S BECKMANN On LinkedIn
seriously, why would you do that?
|Charter Member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Dinosaurs Since Last Week
the Center for Cretaceous Studies [tC4CS] LIVE Dinosaur research institution website.
The animals [that is, the Dinosaurs and not the staff], have been moved outdoors to their summer homes at Cretaceousland!.
Now is a GREAT time to visit The Center! During the summer season your chances of getting out of here alive go up by nearly
Here at the Center for Cretaceous Studies we often research and sometimes study
the unstudied and unresearched aspects of Dinosaur life, both past and present. That is, when we're not attending the funerals
of those doing that unstudied and unresearched stuff. However, as the ONLY research institute in the world with eating,
biting, living, biting, breathing, biting, carnivorous Dinosaurs from the Cretaceous Period [wait, did we mention biting?], we have live examples just down
the hall, so eh, what do we care if we discover something in fossils or not?
Our record is incomparable to any other live Dinosaur research institute on Earth. Not because our "residents" are actually
live, meat-eating Dinosaurs, but mostly because we are the only ones stupid enough to house live, meat-eating Dinosaurs.
Our unofficial motto: "Museums Are Nice, But We Have Them LIVE", remains our unofficial motto to this
day, mostly because we don't want to be sued by Universal Studios or that Spielberg guy. Then again we thought it was slightly
better than our previous motto: "You're Probably Going To Die Here".
Set on a gorgeous college campus-like setting, our Dinosaur research facility would be on the cover of Better Homes & Gardens
if not for the... well, you-know-what's. This research institution, located southwest of Chicago, Illinois, is home to over
158 species* - we think - and probably growing every year, for all we know.
*Note: Most of our DinoCensus volunteers have never returned, so we're kinda guessing
site on your Favorites or Bucket List as company news and information [below] is updated nearly every weekend - or as long
as someone is still around [alive] to write.
You don't want to miss any of the 'adventures'... specially if for some insane reason you actually plan to visit us
some day. Thanks for looking, and we hope to see you here soon!
Proof of life insurance, next of kin contact information, and blood type on separate piece
of paper [in case the original is eaten] are required before admission will be granted.
|CEO DR. BECKMANN RUINS ANOTHER COUPLE DINODIGS
|Over The Years Dr. Beckmann Has Dug Up Many Ounces Of Bones- Some Of Them Belong To Dinosaurs!
| THE WEEK IN REVIEW BUZZ
QUESTIONABLE FACTS, INNUENDO, HINTS,
NEWS, RUMORS AND GOSSIP...
ok, mostly just rumors and gossip,
DIRECT FROM tC4CS WATER COOLER
LAST UPDATED 20 SEPTEMBER 2017 A.D.
AKA: 66,005,322 YEARS AFTER "THE ANCIENTS" KICKED THE BUCKET
TOURISTS WATCH AS EMPLOYEES KNEEL AT FRONT ENTRANCE
Exactly Give A Vote Of Confidence," Says Supervisor
Three dozen Indoor Paddock [IP]12 employees stayed in their locker rooms during the normal punch-in time on Sunday, as a growing
number of employees from other IPs joined in protest by kneeling at the main front gate, stunning more than a few tourists.
Ok, maybe only a few tourists because that's all we ever have around here.
As the work whistle rang out in Building A [home of the tyrannosaurs] none of the IP employees were out, ready to work. Earlier
in the day in IP74, employees of the Utahraptor Paddock remained in the locker room during their scheduled clock-in time ahead
of their shift.
More than 100 employees from several Indoor Paddocks across the company kneeled or locked arms Sunday, after CEO and founder,
Dr. S Beckmann lashed out at the protests and called for those who disrespect the research institution to be fired or suspended.
C4CS Sunday began with members of Buildings A through J either taking a knee or locking arms as the C4CS shift whistle blasted
precisely at 8:03:21am.
Those who were not kneeling, including the Supervisors, locked arms during the 10-second whistle that begins each shift. The
employees then stood up for “Bohemian Rhapsody,” the favorite song of many IP employees.
The display marked a tumultuous weekend between The Center's employees and the CEO, who called the employees kneeling before
going to work "disrespectful" and "very tourist unfriendly". Dr. Beckmann took note of the incidents at the
start of the first shift on Sunday.
"Great solidarity for our first shift and our company. Standing with locked arms is good, kneeling is not acceptable. You
can get eaten that way!" the CEO noted.
He wrote earlier on Tweeter: “If Dinosaur fans refuse to come to visit The Center until employees stop disrespecting
our start shift times, you will see change take place fast,” the CEO twitted Sunday morning. "Fired, suspended,
or most likely eaten while kneeling. Stupid!”
"...C4CS attendance is WAY DOWN. Many stay away because they love being alive or have plans for their lives. Seeing people
who work here kneeling and praying before going off to work does NOT instill confidence," he twitted.
Dr. Beckmann's criticism began on Friday during a funeral for several employees when he called for employees to be fired who
disrespect the set clock-in times.
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