for CRETACEOUS STUDIES
THE WORLD LEADER IN LIVE
And All The Crap Associated With Them
|YEAH, THAT AMOUNT OF MONEY LOOKS ABOUT RIGHT
|Admission?? That's Just For Parking!
PROUD MEMBER OF THE MID-AMERICA PALEONTOLOGY SOCIETY
even though they asked us to go away
THE CENTER FOR CRETACEOUS STUDIES
you kidding? how'd THAT happen?!?
Look For CEO, Founder, DR. S BECKMANN On LinkedIn
seriously, why would you do that?
|Charter Member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Dinosaurs Since Last Week
the Center for Cretaceous Studies [tC4CS] LIVE Dinosaur research institution website.
The animals [that is, the Dinosaurs and not the staff], have been moved outdoors to their summer homes at Cretaceousland!.
Now is a GREAT time to visit The Center! During the summer season your chances of getting out of here alive go up by nearly
Here at the Center for Cretaceous Studies we often research and sometimes study
the unstudied and unresearched aspects of Dinosaur life, both past and present. That is, when we're not attending the funerals
of those doing that unstudied and unresearched stuff. However, as the ONLY research institute in the world with eating,
biting, living, biting, breathing, biting, carnivorous Dinosaurs from the Cretaceous Period [wait, did we mention biting?], we have live examples just down
the hall, so eh, what do we care if we discover something in fossils or not?
Our record is incomparable to any other live Dinosaur research institute on Earth. Not because our "residents" are actually
live, meat-eating Dinosaurs, but mostly because we are the only ones stupid enough to house live, meat-eating Dinosaurs.
Our unofficial motto: "Museums Are Nice, But We Have Them LIVE", remains our unofficial motto to this
day, mostly because we don't want to be sued by Universal Studios or that Spielberg guy. Then again we thought it was slightly
better than our previous motto: "You're Probably Going To Die Here".
Set on a gorgeous college campus-like setting, our Dinosaur research facility would be on the cover of Better Homes & Gardens
if not for the... well, you-know-what's. This research institution, located southwest of Chicago, Illinois, is home to over
158 species* - we think - and probably growing every year, for all we know.
*Note: Most of our DinoCensus volunteers have never returned, so we're kinda guessing
site on your Favorites or Bucket List as company news and information [below] is updated nearly every weekend - or as long
as someone is still around [alive] to write.
You don't want to miss any of the 'adventures'... specially if for some insane reason you actually plan to visit us
some day. Thanks for looking, and we hope to see you here soon!
Proof of life insurance, next of kin contact information, and blood type on separate piece
of paper [in case the original is eaten] are required before admission will be granted.
|CEO DR. BECKMANN RUINS ANOTHER COUPLE DINODIGS
|Over The Years Dr. Beckmann Has Dug Up Many Ounces Of Bones- Some Of Them Belong To Dinosaurs!
| THE WEEK IN REVIEW BUZZ
QUESTIONABLE FACTS, INNUENDO, HINTS,
NEWS, RUMORS AND GOSSIP...
ok, mostly just rumors and gossip,
DIRECT FROM tC4CS WATER COOLER
LAST UPDATED 25 JUNE 2017 A.D.
AKA: 66,005,322 YEARS AFTER "THE ANCIENTS" KICKED THE BUCKET
CENTER UNDER FBI PROBE FOR LOAN?
To Get "Right On This" Whenever They Return From Vacation
The Center for Cretaceous Studies has notified company defense attorneys about an FBI probe into a loan from a senator’s
wife while she was a school principal, according to news reports.
CEO and founder, Dr. S Beckmann, along with what remains of our Board of Directors [we currently have 2 out of 5, with one
on life support] "hired" Legal Department attorney Gil T. Azell and his team for defense in connection to a 2010 loan application
The Center purportedly filed so the research institution could borrow $10 million to purchase 33 acres of land, and put up
17 acres worth of perimeter fencing.
The hiring of the attorneys was confirmed by C4CS spokesman, Kent Shuddup at Saturday's press conference, featuring doughnuts
The unnamed Senator's wife, working as the principal of LibArts College of Jersey, purportedly distorted school donor levels
in the loan application she filed to People’s Bank of The United States, according to the January 2016 complaint. The
liberal arts college closed that same year.
C4CS's Shuddup also reported that federal prosecutors could be looking into allegations that Dr. S Beckmann's office tried
inappropriately to get the bank to approve the loan.
The Center has reportedly informed the entire Legal Department [Building K, second and third floors], recalling them from
their annual vacation on the Mediterranean, and Washington defense attorney Justin Volk V has reportedly been retained to
represent the government.
The claims regarding the loan were filed to the U.S. attorney in Vermont by Grant Funnding, who led the investigation of corrupt
loans made to The Center in the 1980s. Luckily, we paid him off... er, the cases were dismissed.
Dr. Beckmann has called the allegations “nonsense,” but last week said commenting on the matter would be
“improper"; since he was trying to remember how much to tip his waitress.
Read the REAL story: Sanders, wife Jane, hire lawyers amid FBI probe on loan application: report
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