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The CENTER
for CRETACEOUS STUDIES
THE WORLD LEADER IN LIVE DINOSAUR RESEARCH
And All The Crap Associated With Them

TOURIST MISSING, CLAIMS IMMEDIATE FAMILY
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We're Looking As Best We Can


PROUD MEMBER OF THE MID-AMERICA PALEONTOLOGY SOCIETY
even though they asked us to go away

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what? are you kidding? how'd THAT happen?!?

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seriously, why would you do that?

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Charter Member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Dinosaurs Since Last Week

WELCOME to the Center for Cretaceous Studies [C4CS] LIVE Dinosaur research institution website. The animals [that is, the Dinosaurs, not the staff], are back indoors here in the warm, friendly confines of their Indoor Paddocks [IPs], of which you are more than welcome to walk around inside and experience these gentle, loving, man-eaters, up close and personal!

Here at the Center for Cretaceous Studies we often research and sometimes study the unstudied and unresearched aspects of Dinosaur life, both past and present. That is, when we're not attending the funerals of those doing that unstudied and unresearched stuff. However, as the ONLY research institute in the world with eating, biting, living, biting, breathing, biting, carnivorous Dinosaurs from the Cretaceous Period [wait, did we mention biting?], we have live examples just down the hall, so eh, what do we care if we discover something in fossils or not?

Our record is incomparable to any other live Dinosaur research institute on Earth. Not because our "residents" are actually live, meat-eating Dinosaurs, but mostly because we are the only ones stupid enough to house live, meat-eating Dinosaurs. You're sure we mentioned "biting", right?

Our unofficial motto: "Museums Are Nice, But We Have Them LIVE", remains our unofficial motto to this day, mostly because we don't want to be sued by Universal Studios or that Spielberg guy. Then again we thought it was slightly better than our previous motto: "You're Probably Going To Die Here".

Set on a gorgeous college campus-like setting, our Dinosaur research facility would be on the cover of Better Homes & Gardens if not for the... well, you-know-what's. This research institution, located southwest of Chicago, Illinois, is home to over 158 species* - we think - and probably growing every year, for all we know.

*Note: Most of our DinoCensus volunteers have never returned, so we're kinda guessing at numbers.

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CEO DR. BECKMANN RUINS ANOTHER COUPLE DINODIGS
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Over The Years Dr. Beckmann Has Dug Up Many Ounces Of Bones- Some Of Them Belong To Dinosaurs!

THE WEEK IN REVIEW BUZZ
QUESTIONABLE FACTS, INNUENDO, HINTS,
ANCIENT NEWS, RUMORS AND GOSSIP...
ok, mostly just rumors and gossip,

DIRECT FROM tC4CS WATER COOLER
LAST UPDATED 15 JANUARY 2019 A.D.
AKA: 66,005,323 YEARS AFTER "THE ANCIENTS" KICKED THE BUCKET

CEO SLAMMED FOR SERVING FAST FOOD TO EMPLOYEES
"Disrespectul On At Least 383 Levels"

Former DinoFeeder [7th Class] Reginald Boosh said Monday he thought CEO Dr. S Beckmann’s “American fast food” spread in celebration of nearly half an hour of no LOL [Loss Of Life] incidents throughout the C4CS campus was a disservice to what employees had accomplished.

Earlier this month, C4CS scored the nearly 30 minutes of not losing a single employee, defeating the former record of 8 minutes 12 seconds with a final tally of 44 employees unharmed and 16 fainting when the record was shattered.

In a visit to the CEO's office following their accomplishment, Dr. Beckmann told reporters Monday that he foot the bill for a feast that included “lots of hamburgers” and “lots of pizza.”

"We have some very large people that like eating, so I think we're going to save a lot of money by purchasing the cheapest crap, er, food, that I can get,"
he said.

But the gesture didn’t sit well with Boosh – who took to Twiddle on the subject around midnight from his hospital room at CFI Care – saying the Big Shot should’ve done more for the employees.

“Just when you think you’ve seen it all, you guys deserve better, you are champs for working in conditions like that dump and this is the honor you receive from our leader!?” he tweeted. “This is disrespectful on so many levels, just a huge slap in the face after that kind of performance! SMH!”

The reception featured stacks of wrapped burgers from Sam & Ella's Diner, as well as boxed burgers pizza from Han's House of der Pizza. French fries were also available in used cups that bore the C4CS seal. You know, the same seal we all see everyday in the hallways.

At the time, Center for Cretaceous Studies Press Secretary Kent Shuddup said much of the CEOs staff had been furloughed due to the ongoing partial C4CS shutdown, "so Dr. Beckmann is personally paying for the event to be catered with some of everyone's favorite fast foods."

Boosh, responding to someone who commented on his original post, later wrote that if he lived in the nation’s capital, he “would have taken that whole team to dinner at a nice restaurant after seeing this!”

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